Survivor: Celebrity Redemption Island to feature Tiger Woods, Mel Gibson, Jesse James and Charlie Sheen

Jeff Probst and Mark Burnett are overdue for a real celebrity studded Survivor season and I've come up with a premise of "bad guy" contestants. They could call it Survivor: Celebrity Redemption Island.

Or better yet, Survivor: Celebrity Redumbtion Island. 

I foresee two tribes, headed by Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen...

Team Woods: Tiger, Mel Gibson, Russell Hantz...

Team Sheen: Charlie, Jesse James, Chris Brown...Lindsay Lohan--oh, wait! She's not a guy...

Ok, TMZ, help me out here. I need more bad guys to add to these teams. Any suggestions???