Wednesday, April 22, 2009

50 Ways to Kill Your Lover

Well, here's hoping my husband doesn't read this blog entry...hehe.

The purpose of this exercise is to think of constructive ways to eliminate a fictitious lover, using creative measures with as little evidence left behind as possible.

So I thought I'd put it out there for all you criminal minds.

Here's the set up:

You are the fictional protagonist. Your lover is having an affair with a co-worker. And you've had enough! You have taken those infidelities far too long and you have finally snapped. It is the night of your lover's big promotion and everyone is celebrating at a private hall. And of course, the "other" is there, right across the room, sipping champagne, looking innocent as hell.

What happens next? What do you do? Do you eliminate your lover, or the "other"? You choose. And how do you do it?

There must be fifty ways to kill a lover...cue music, please...

Just stab him in the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don't need to be coy, Roy. Just get yourself free. Throw him in front of the bus, Gus. You don't need to discuss much. Drop him off the balcony, Lee. And get yourself free.

Please answer by clicking on comments below. The countdown is on!

4 comments:

Cheryl Kaye Tardif, suspense author said...

I am disturbed that someone actually typed in "50 ways to kill your husband" in a search engine...and then found my blog post, which is aimed at fiction writers.

A bit creepy...

Cheryl

bluebuffaloconstruction said...

Skiing! Cheryl, invite him/her on a Helicopter-Skiing trip and make him/her ski into an avalanche area, the snow will take care of the rest....

Austin S. Camacho said...

How'd you know I did that> LOL!! Seriously, two vials of poison solve the problem you pose nicely. One poured into the lover's drink, the other dropped into the wife's purse.

Ain't I a stinker?

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